I know this is not a secret, but it's something I gotta say.

Around 6 months ago, I realized the joy of wet wipes. I went to a buddy's workplace, then found myself having to take a dump. Crude I know, but hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go!

I was in the can, minding my own business, when I saw the bottle of the wipes beside the toilet. I decided to use them instead of the normal toilet paper.

WHAT A RELIEF!!

I'd adivse you all to keep a bottle of wet wipes near your toilet bowl. I've never felt so fresh after something so dirty in all my life!


The man in Seattle

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