When I was a little girl I was often left to my own devices and left to find my own fun and excitement.

One day I thought it'd be a good idea to take frogs that I would catch in a field and put them in a bucket. Then I thought it was an even better idea to take these frogs to the overpass near by and then drop them on to the roadway below. Sometimes they'd hit the ground and live for a few seconds before being squished. Sometimes they'd hit the windshield of a car and bounce off and sometimes they'd stick.

I was playing real life Frogger. And even though I hurt living things as a child, I haven't grown up to be a serial killer or anything.

And now I like frogs.


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