We are only a few degrees removed from primates and with myself and my wife, it shows.

We can spend hours picking at ear other. Plucking errant hairs out, popping pimples, squeezing out blackheads. It's hard to say which position is more comfortable. Being the picker or the pickee.

We often laugh and make ape noises when we catch ourselves in the mirror. We look like we should be on the Discovery Channel with the rest of the primates.

Are we sick or just primal. If feels so damn good we don't want to stop.

Besides, it makes us well groomed!


Mr & Mrs Pickering.
Location kept secret




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