I LOVE Christmas parties now more than I ever have before. Why?

Keep reading. It's a long one!

My wingman and I jetted off to our Christmas Party last week. The powers that be decided to hold it in a upscale hotel this year instead of the convention center like last year. Good for us, bad for them.

S. and I chalked a couple lines in the car on the way down. It was some choice blow and before long I was feeling wicked and S. couldn't stop making comedy the whole way there. We got to the hotel an hour after it started and went straight for the sign-in table so we could get our drink tickets. S. was quick-handed and managed to scoop an extra 4 tickets when the girl wasn't looking.

A few drinks later and another dusting of powder on our slopes and we were good to go. They start serving dinner but we weren't hungry so we went to the hotel bar to pass the time before we could go back and start mingling.

...S. was all over the Married Woman. They started making out in the elevator while me and Soccer Mom had conversations...

After a couple rye's we noticed a couple older women at the other end of the bar. One looked kinda classy with her business suit get-up and other more like a soccer mom but dressed up nicer. She's got the feathered hair and bangs with a skirt and a half-decent looking shirt. They didn't look like they belonged together but they did because they were laughing like old best friends.

S and I sent a couple drinks over to them. We joked about banging the MILF's at the bar. They accepted the drinks and waved us over.

We skip the introductions and order more drinks. A couple more drinks later and we've made good friends.They seemed down to party. Time flew by as we chatted them up.

S. then made his move. He suggested we head upstairs to their room. One of the coug's was married. She had a big honking ring on her finger. The other was a soccer-mom-gone-wild, with the 80's hair and the "MOM" pendant on her chain. Both women were down so we got in the elevator and headed up.

S. was all over the Married Woman. They started making out in the elevator while me and Soccer Mom had conversations and shit. We got to their floor and into the room.

The mini-bar gets raided and I take yet another trip into the can to powder my nose. I'm feelin no pain now. I come back and sit beside Soccer Mom and offer to give her a massage as she plays the "my back is killing me" routine. Being the gentleman that I am, I tell her to lay down and I put my big hands on her back. She's oooing and ahhing as I rub her down.

I look over as S is laying with Married Woman and she's got her legs wrapped around him. They are making out heavy and I start smiling as I see his hand go under her shirt.

It's so highschool make-out party and I'm lovin it like McDonald's.

I keep rubbing and snap off Soccer Mom's bra as I go. Soccer Mom giggles and I continue. I sit on her ass and I know she can feel how hard I am. I know I am poking her through my dress pants.

...I can tell she likes it kinda rough and even though it's Christmas I decide to be a little naughty...

S has Married Woman's shirt off. She's got a sweet bra on. ONe of those push-ups ones so half her boobs are hanging out. It's hot.

That excites me so I turn Soccer Mom over and start rubbing her tits pretending to be giving her a "chest massage" Her nips get hard, I get harder.

I reach over to turn off the bedside lamp and knock a drink over in the process. Soccer Mom doesn't seem to give a shit because once the light goes off she pulls me down on the bed and sticks her tongue in my mouth. She tastes smoky but I ain't complaining.

I tongue her right back and grab hold of one of her nipples. They are like erasers except harder. I play with them for a while as her hands roam all over me. She finds my 8-incher and grabs it like she owns it.

I let her cop a feel then push her over and climb on top. I start grinding into her and feel some serious heat from her. She making some noises now and really turning me on.

...she's diggin her nails into my back. It hurts like hell but I don't care right then. I plunge into...

I hear a noise from the other bed and S. is getting some oral attention. Married Woman is hooking him up bigtime! She's got him deep and he's got himself propped up against the headboard and I can see the grin on his face with the light from the bathroom coming in.

Soccer Mom is getting anxious, trying to pull my tie off. I move her hands away and start pushing myself into her. She moans and bites my arm hard!. I pull it away and hold her arms down on the bed. I can tell she likes it kinda rough and even though it's Christmas I decide to be a little naughty.

I lean down and ask her if she wants it. she whispers back "yesss!"

I reach down and unzip my pants and pull it out. I take her hand and wrap it around me. She gasps then smiles and I know it's on!

I reach under her skirt and feel her excitement. She's wet and hot and not stopping my advances. I toy with her a little bit with my finger to gauge her response. Her legs widen and she shakes with anticipation.

I take my head and run it up and down her getting my tip all wet. Then I put my mouth to her ear and ask her if she's ready. She can barely answer. I slip myself inside her and without warning she's diggin her nails into my back. It hurts like hell but I don't care right then. I plunge into her all the way to the hilt. She tries to move back up the bed as I fill her up. Again I pin her arms down on the bed and drive into her. Suddenly she bucks and shudders then I'm soaking wet.

...I continue on feeling like a champion. The coke has me sufficiently numb enough to last forever...

I look back over to see how S. is doing. He's laying down on the bed and the married one is riding him like he's the last man alive. She's got her back arched and grabbing on to his knees. He's playing with her big ones and looks like he's loving every minute of it.

At that exact moment I think I've made the wrong choice. Married Woman looks like the better bang.

I continue on feeling like a champion. The coke has me sufficiently numb enough to last forever. I keep plunging inside Soccer Mom until I feel her tighten up. Seconds later she explodes over me soaking me again including my balls and the bed. She thrashes around the bed, screaming and drawing the attention of her friend. Married Woman looks over and yells" Ride him Martha!"

Martha? I almost lose my wood right then and there. I hate the name Martha. While Soccer Mom doesn't look like Martha Stewart, now I can't stop thinking of the domestic diva.

I wait until Soccer Mom finishes thrashing on the bed. I take my dripping self out and make her clean me off a little with her mouth. A little drier now, my attention turns to Married Woman and my wingman S.

I sit on the edge of the bed as Soccer Mom rubs my back. I'm looking at Married Womans ass which is damn fine. Soccer Mom asks me if I like what I see. I nod and she tells me to go over and have some.

Married Woman looks over and smiles. She motions me to come on over. I hop over to that bed and stand above her, my business all in her face.

She starts sucking on me, tasting her friend. I wonder to myself how many times they've done this.

...The whole scene is making me crazy. Me and S have done some crazy shit in the past but nothing like this...

She plays with my nuts and sucks me off as S. pounds into her from below. I reach down to play with her ample chest and I guess that was an invite for Soccer Mom to get me from behind.

She spread my cheeks and starts licking my ass. I almost bust wide open right then and there.

Soccer Mom's licking my ass as Married Woman treats me like a straw. The whole scene is making me crazy. Me and S have done some crazy shit in the past but nothing like this.

I feel it coming. I announce that I am about to explode. Married Woman tells me to come on her ass. I move a little to make sure S doesn't get hit with any shrapnel.

I reach around and grab Soccer Mom's head so she sticks her tongue right in my butthole. That's it for me. I explode all over Married Womans ass. As high as I was it was a helluva orgasm.

After frosting her ass I bring Soccer Mom's head around and she licks my seed off Married Woman's ass. It was hot seeing that.

I settled back on the other bed and enjoyed the scene. After Soccer Mom takes care of my mess, she starts making out with Married Woman. It's like girls gone wild and MILF all at once. Like me and S met a couple real live porn star freaks.

As I am watching the holiday festivities I see that S. has finally caught a groove. Soccer Mom has gone over and dropped a tit in his mouth and he's got his hands dug into Married Woman's ass. Without warning he pulls out of her and nuts on her ass and the sheets. Married Woman hops off and tries to catch a bit of it. Soccer Mom already has her hand out and manages to catch a blob of S.'s juice. She shows it to Married Woman who promptly licks it up. The two of them make out while milking the last drops from S. with thier hands.

...It's like girls gone wild and MILF all at once. Like me and S met a couple real live porn star freaks...

Soccer Mom goes into the bathroom and gets a couple of hot wash cloths. A few minutes later and we're all dressed and red faced trying to figure out what to say next. S. fixes that and thanks the women for a wonderful time and tell them to have a Merry Christmas. I join in and it's hugs and kisses for the women as we make our way out of the hotel room. A few more waves and we disappear into the elevator.

The whole way down we laugh our asses off. Like I said. We've done some crazy shit before but we've never pulled something like this off before.

We had back to my company's party, eat a bunch of food, do a couple more lines then spend the rest of the night drinking and talking shit.

It was probably the best Christmas party my company has ever thrown!


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Minneapolis