He fucking thinks he knows everything. Every single time I have something to say, he trumps me by coming up with some obscure reference to some bullshit that no one has ever heard. He's a walking Jeopardy ad. If I didn't love my job so much, I would literally walk right over to him and smash his know-it-all face in. I obviously cannot tell him that, even though I'd like to, just to see the stunned look on his face.

Roger
Dallas


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