I used to work a pretty well known pizza place, and every single day, with no one else there but one cook, i ripped off that store for more money than they will ever know. I sat down and did the math one day, and figured I was taking about 650$$ a week from the profits. All you have to do is take the person's order, give them the price, then cancel the order and stick the cash in your pocket. Easiest thing in the world. It bought me smokes, liquor and gas for my car. Best job EVER! All guilt was eliminated when the president of our company rolled up for a visit in his brand new lexus, and armani suit, and had the nerve to send me home because I wasn't wearing "polishable leather" shoes.

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