I was thinking of how I can get back at my asshole neighbour and his dirty dogs. He's got at least five of the mutts running around the place shitting on everything. I constantly find myself cleaning dog shit off my property and my shoes but I don't own a dog.
I am going to start saving up the piles of shit. I shall collect them and then when I get a large amount, I shall throw it at his door. Cleaning shit off your door would not be fun.

Yes. I am going to do this. In fact, I shall take photos.

All you people who can't clean up your dog's shit, watch out!

Name kept secret but I live in Cisco.

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